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Here at BendmOver, we specialize in a phenomenon I call the "bend-over" phenomenon.  We are very experienced with this phenomenon.

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Chris Roller's goal here at BendMover

Chris Roller's legal battles:

• Intro
• Redwood Falls
  • State of MN vs Chris Roller - felony accusations.
  • Presbyterian Church
  • Brother Aaron
• Current/Open 27cv0922812 continuation Concilliation
  • AdCase27cv0922812 - (Case)
  • WaiveofFees
  • NoDismissal
• David Copperfield  (Case1) (Case2)
  • Celebrety Justice
  • Smoking Gun  
  • Just A Show
  • World of the Unexplained
• Patent (Patent2 - My take on reality - real/unreal)
  • Godly Powers Patent Application
• GE Medical Systems (Case)
  • Sexual Harassment
  • File SyncForce Porn Problem
  • Poisoning
  • Fake Puke
  • Kiddie Porn
  • Poop Gag
  • Dismissal
• James Randi Educational Foundation  (Case 1, Case 2)
• Bosley Case

• PrePaid Legal (and Wagner, Falconer, and Judd; RKMC)

• Psychiatrists (Sioux Valley Case) ) (Allina Case) (Fairview/Quello Case)
• George Bush - (Case1) (Case2) To avoid dismissal, a complaint must allege facts sufficient to state a claim as a matter of law and not merely legal conclusions.  Say what?
• 20 Churches(Case) (Sue for tithing)
  • Hosanna
  • Presbyterian (Redwood)
• CIA Case
• US Marshals
• People I've sued - CIA, 20 Churches, GEMS (2x), JamesRandi(2x), David Copperfield(2x), Allina, Quello, Fairview, GeorgeBush(2x), Cris Angel, Sioux Valley, David Blaine, Bosley (2x), United States, State of Minnesota, Oslund, Lakelund Church (Joel Osteen), Maslon.

Minnesota Nice - No restraining orders please - give me warning (here) if you are unhappy with your name in these clips and I will fix.  Email me if you need a password to the secure area.

• Come visit MN
• 3M (Black Widow)
• Psychiatrists
  • Caging 1: I'm Jesus and looking for my wives
  • Caging 2: I'm confused about show and talking too crazy for my mother
  • Caging 3: GE Poisoning
  • Caging 4: School Bomb Scare
  • Caging 5: Said I was God to a doctor
  • Caging 6: Said I was God to police and having safety issues
  • Stay tuned for Caging 7:
• Mystery Diagnosis (Bipolar; Tourette's; ADD; SPD; Stupiditis; Jokeitis)
• Recruiters
• Cats (crapped on me).
• US Postal Service (see Bosley first) - I've gone Postal
• Raven Hill
• Burnsville Bowl
• Landlord Kevin Mortinson
• GayTest peer pressure (See Gina first)
• Neighbor Dave
• Apartment Robbery / Mental Raping
• Bumpers
• My Happiness
• Harassment/Restraining Orders
  • SP
  • Danika
  • Unitarian Church
    • 1st email;
    • 2nd (whopper) email - open in another window while listening to video.
  • Paternity Suit Restraint
  • SD
• Smallville (Redwood Falls, MN)
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• Kevin Gegner from Smallville ($2600 loan for what?)
• Burnsville Police
• Police Attitude
• My Good Buddy Teddy (Mafia)
• Adventure with Kevin (I've hardly ever been in a strangers home)
• Ivote.com
• Poisonings
• Religion
• View of Jews - movie Defamation (stereotype)
• DNA Test - Am I Jesus? (Christmas question)
• How can I be God?
• Blood of Jesus (DNA test)
• My Hair
• King of Diamonds (strip show)
• View of Blacks
  • View of Obama's Libya war.
• View of Dentistry
• View of Gays
  • View of Gays II
• View of Pornography
• View of Magicians
• View of Gamblers
• View of Drugs
• View of Aliens (Visitation / Moon / Ancestor Aliens / Pyramids)
• Immaculate Conception (my Extended family)
• Penis Size vs Breast Size
  • Penis Size vs Breast Size II (evolution/design)
• Sexuality
• Am I psychic? Psychic Abilities
• My Spirituality (death mass - 21grams of mass lost. E=mc2.   That is 1.8874e+15 joules, or about 451.1 kilotons of TNT, or 100,000,000 times the energy we get out of 1 gallon of gas.  And it goes without a boom (it’s a peaceful “sudden” release of energy).
• Intelligent Design (Evolution, I as God creating another universe; how it relates to my show)
  • Intelligent Design II - death loss;
• Women
  • Intro
  • View of Women
    • (But there's more, Part II)
    • (guess what?  Part III)
  • Wife Maria
  • BlackWidow

    Women I've made Love to

• FBI / CIA - (angels?)
• Weight Loss
• WorkOut
• File SyncForce Bendover with Rich
• Holy Rollers Bowling team
• A Beautiful Mind (and John Nash)
• BlueHost (Punk'd or complete buttheads)
• Jobs
  • Corn Fields
  • McDonalds
  • USNavy
  • IBM
  • 3M (above)
  • Data Retrieval International
  • RFC
  • ECMC
  • GEMS

Chronicles of God (blog/diary)

Philosophy Group

• 25Mar2009  When individualism ends and selfishness begins.  A Beautiful Mind - John Nash and his game theory. 
• Gun Control
• Shannon
• Adversarial/Inquisitive Legal System.

Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory

• Harp
• 9/11
• Global Warming
• Big Brother
• Secret Societies (Elite / Bildabergs)
• Manchurian Candidates
• 2012

Science Video Series (very good)

• Special/General Relativity
• Quantum Physics
• Life, the Universe, and Everything
• Evolution

• From the BIG BANG

• Earth is Expanding

Other Links

Grants.gov proposals

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